Action Cameras
If you're looking to document your insane exploits, check out the selection of action cameras at Zumiez, carrying cameras that can withstand the same warfare you somehow manage to withstand, from brands like Contour and GoPro. The folks who designed these cameras are steeped in action sports, and therefore know all the functions you're looking for as well, like water and shock resistance, as well as swag features, like a GPS map of your action.
Zumiez is the action sports capital, so grab your action camera here and start documenting what you claim to be doing.
